Joke of the Day: Three Little Pigs

The first pig replied,
“Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!”

So the wolf huffed and puffed—and blew the straw house down in seconds. The frightened pig ran straight to his brother’s stick house.

The wolf followed and repeated the same threat. Again, the pigs refused, and again the wolf huffed and puffed until the stick house collapsed. The two pigs raced to the brick house where their brother calmly waited inside.

Now the wolf was frustrated.

He took a deep breath and huffed. Then he puffed. He huffed even harder and puffed even louder. But the brick house didn’t move an inch.

Finally exhausted, the wolf sat down and gasped,
“How did you build such a strong house?”

The third little pig smiled and answered,
“I read the instructions.”

The wolf blinked in confusion and muttered,
“Ah… I probably should’ve done that too.”

And that’s the joke—sometimes success simply comes down to following directions!